Dear moms talking so loudly at the tea house about how you’re not taking your kids to Ocean City this summer because of sharks,

http://www.flmnh.ufl.edu/fish/sharks/statistics/GAttack/mapusa.htm

please note that Maryland does not even appear on this collection.

swimmingly,
kyla:)

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Dear woman at Whole Foods who asked for directions to the Starbucks that is 2 blocks away that I had just visited but I couldn’t figure how I got here,

These streets are kind of confusing because they are one-way in weird places. And the roundabout in the middle doesn’t help.

Sorry,

kyla:)