Dear everyone who talks on their phone while trying to order at a restaurant or waiting for someone to finish checking them out at the store,

If I could, I would refuse you service. Permanently. Everywhere.

I hope you like delivery-
kyla:)

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2 thoughts on “Dear everyone who talks on their phone while trying to order at a restaurant or waiting for someone to finish checking them out at the store,

  1. Or have some sort of proximity sensor that, if they slide their credit card while talking on the phone, or if a waiter comes within 2 feet of them, their phone automatically hangs up. (I was going to say “explodes” first, but decided that the Type 1 error on that was too extreme.)

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    • I think exploding phone would be a great 3rd consequence. Warnings the first two times, perhaps with an air horn the 2nd time. Then explosions. The problem would solve itself in a matter of weeks.

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